Posted 18 hours ago

anthonygherkins:

If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh

Posted 18 hours ago

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

(Source: mrs-prozac)

Posted 18 hours ago

richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

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Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

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I’ll waste the lot of you

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Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

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NYET.

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3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

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What? What’s all this fuckery?

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Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

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Mama always said this day’d come!

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EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

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WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

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There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

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Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

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A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

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Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

(Source: bulletbakas)

Posted 18 hours ago

sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago
Why is there a fucking cat on his shoulders

Why is there a fucking cat on his shoulders

(Source: steezy-fxkn-jayy)

Posted 18 hours ago

i really hate when im listening to my ipod and i move my arm or something and then my headphones rip out of my ears like what the fuck i trusted you

(Source: jesuschristvevo)

Posted 18 hours ago

silence-brother:

pizza:

graffeti:

i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you

ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!

this is the most adorably optimistic comment ever

(Source: foodnun)

Posted 18 hours ago

fatgirlfitgirlfungirl:

If I tried this with my cats, there’d be no arm left to do lifts with.

If I tried it with my cat there’d be no lift as I don’t have a cat :(

Posted 18 hours ago

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

Posted 18 hours ago

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(Source: cruciococks)

Posted 18 hours ago

ellerelly:

swinq:

screaminthedark:

This is so fucking powerful. It shows how someone can be suicidal right in front of everyone and everyone’s too blind to see the truth, let alone try to help.

Oh my fuck , this is one of the best photo’s I will ever see

If people who are depressed, hide it “so well” people wouldn’t notice.

(Source: gonegoeslost)

Posted 18 hours ago